Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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