Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
