I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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