did you get engaged???
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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