what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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