she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Randomize
