I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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