i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Even the bartender felt bad for me
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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