You really coming over, don't trick.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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