She is in my trunk
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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