Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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