He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you had me at cake vodka
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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