i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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