Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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