well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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