is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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