god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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