You're completely useless in the revolution.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Randomize
