She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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