im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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