just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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