Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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