That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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