sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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