This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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