Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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