Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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