how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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