I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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