do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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