My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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