Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
not ubering you a puppy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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