So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
