he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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