He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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