you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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