super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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