have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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