HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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