tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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