yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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