so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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