if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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