Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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