I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
my sisters under your porch take her home
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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