do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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