She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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