i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
