I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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