Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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