Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
