so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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