Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he shaved USA in his pubs
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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