Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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