Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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