Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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